Jillian michaels yoga meltdown6/1/2023 Jillian reliably displays her patented lack of boundaries when dealing with her yoga assistants, attempting to knock them over during poses to “keep them on their toes,” and occasionally slapping them on the ass. You might imagine that it’s not a lot of people, and therefore, as an incompetent co-worker used to declare, “we are in agreeance.” Agreeance fell into disuse in the 19th century, Jerry! Knock it off, you sound like a time traveler! This workout represents the Venn diagram intersection of people who enjoy yoga and people who enjoy being shouted at. Ugh, who invited him on this D&D campaign? We’ve got two different yoga workouts, helpfully called Level One and Level Two, that guarantee “an intense workout to melt away stubborn fat fast.” I’m picturing Stubborn Fat now, with his arms crossed and his nose in the air, refusing to cooperate. Departing from her usual cover-pic glare, the photographer has apparently instructed Jillian to “please not stare down the camera like you hate it and you want to smash it and then tear at the metal parts with your teeth.” The result is a slightly softer facial expression, but she still holds her weapon of choice, a yoga mat, as one would a bazooka. Match vinyasas with her former co-worker, Bob Harper. The spirit of competition ignites as Jillian Michaels cranks out a yoga video to 2009, $2.00 (in the original shrink wrapper!), at Out of the Closet in Glassell Parkįirst Impression: Yoga DVD or Post-Apocalyptic video game?
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